Red Head. Writer. Wife & Mother of Three. Jumbled. Insane. Full of treasures...and junk. Deal with it. This Seattle swim mother, former PTA president, former US Army Lieutenant, Costco Gutter Wench, Berkeley grad, dog pamperer, coffee addict and now screwy, stay at home mom who loves her red wine is one windy motha full of inanities. Oh, no she didn't! Oh, yes, my friends, SHE DID GO THERE.